mars

carouser, drinker, and failed reincarnation of the jazz age

[mars @pupcakes]

Job fair time. Someone hire meeeeee

[mars @pupcakes]

Ohhhhgod

[mars @pupcakes]

#canadiantire where you can't find anyone to help you for an hour, then suddenly there's four of them discussing your question

[mars @pupcakes]

@jenbts I hope you took photos

[mars @pupcakes]

@jenbts YES

[mars @pupcakes]

A model of efficiency: what costco optical centre isn't #costco

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Look at what we have here: http://t.co/32rZ3oNYCN What were some of you saying the other day? Hmmm??

[mars @pupcakes]

Also i guess i enjoy drinking sideways wtf flipbook RT @pupcakes: http://t.co/ahrnLYaYBB lucky buddha beer is DELICIOUS #luckybuddha

[Estella Warren @Estella_Warren]

Gratitude list for the day G's!!!!!

#God. #grace, #grandmas @glamourmag #giggles #girlfriends @GayRights … http://t.co/H2fj1T3sln

[mars @pupcakes]

RT @jenbts: There are two 40 year old women at work who wear matching outfits + pigtails on Friday. Why? WHY.

[mars @pupcakes]

http://t.co/y5kzfr6A2h lucky buddha beer is DELICIOUS #luckybuddha

[mars @pupcakes]

Strip club with a group of lesbians. Was it a good night? I should mention my sobriety.

[mars @pupcakes]

Shopping with a foreigner, always an interesting experience! #unofficialtourguide

[mars @pupcakes]

Gorgeous girls! #capitalcityburlesque #edmontonpride http://t.co/aT6SevjfMd

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Well I want to wish Karl Urban a very Happy Birthday! Hopefully he will join Twitter one of these days

[mars @pupcakes]

Our truck for our gay pride float stalled. Naturally the lesbians arrive to boost us. Yay!!!

[mars @pupcakes]

Aaaugh sewing a costume for the pride parade and the fabric suddenly splits and is ruined. Time to refigure my shit out.

[mars @pupcakes]

Driving my mom's car is terrifying. It's basically a high tech gadget that happens to be in a car shape.

[mars @pupcakes]

Mmmm garden shopping. Why so wonderful summer? Everything smells good.

[mars @pupcakes]

My weather app needs to learn to distinguish 'partly sunny' from 'rain and hail'