The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha

I have an apathy problem but I can't seem to care.

[Drew @Drewfischer]

test123

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Gonna get really into sugar ray

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Tonight we dining where?

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Too old to keep up w people
In their young 20s

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Can’t even third wheel w my bff and his wife anymore bc they had a baby

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

I’m feeling jealousy towards something that isn’t even a month old…

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

Um no I'm actually not "sitting on the couch" and "watching a movie". I'm refining my taste in film so that I can gain cultural power which I will use to hawk tech products, and it's extremely productive.

[xan @G59_Xan]

flirting with women out of my league is fun until they start flirting back. then i just get nervous

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Non coding friends asking “what is get hub”

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

If you only read non fiction you may qualify for a half off lobotomy

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

BFF is having a baby - time to moneyball him

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

If there was a job where I could curate really horrible vibes I think I’d be ok at it

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

I think I’m thinking about myself too much

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

My Achilles keeps rippling this is normal right

[The Artist Formerly Known As Qahir Lakha @QLakha]

Honestly I only use em dashes bc I skipped the day we learned how to use semicolons in English class

[Phan2112 @Horror_Phan]

That shitty Beatles Yesterday movie but its one guy who knows all of Steely Dan's music but its really hard to play and record so he just can't show anyone