Christopher Vincent

Raised by wolves.

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The more I think about it, the distinguishing characteristic between a republican and a democrat is whether or not they are optimistic about humanity.

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@Evansamusician That’s where the testing into/out of performance classes comes in. If you’re trying to make it as a 110pd defensive line backer, you’re not gonna make it. Alternatively, in the case of Lia Thomas, they would have just tested into a higher performance class, likely with males

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Why don’t we make sports leagues unisex, and then have performance classes that can be tested into/out of? -In response to the Lia Thomas issue

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Today I almost wrecked because I was screaming at somebody driving on their cell phone.

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If ever you are worried about why people don’t like you, lemme just tell you about the guy dragging two garbage bags in oncoming traffic that screamed “asshole” at me

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I think Putin thought nations would look the other way, or not get involved beyond their own interests. He forgot everyone is aimlessly upset and existentially bored from pandemic fatigue and ready to unite for literally anything

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Sometimes you have to do nothing to remember why you do anything.

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@mycitywv All artists secretly want you to cry

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I think God made our eyelids thin so we can’t sleep during the day

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@InnateOptimist I always felt like this pic hit right

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@InnateOptimist Always felt like this pic hit right

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@KristianWeigman @sunnylarue17 Thanks for sharing! 🤍

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@mason_weir Hah. I’ve been doing that for years to my passengers!

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Sometimes I like to take a nap and pretend my car is self-driving

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I live in the capital city of the leading county in the leading state of the leading country in the world for Covid-19. We also happen to be the fastest-shrinking population in the US. 🎶 I was in the right place, must’ve been the wrong time🎵

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Man, life’s too short to be folding undewear

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Now if y’all can’t behave, we’re gonna cancel the rest of the holidays this year

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@Ben_Etc Cordoba Mini II EB-CE, Spruce Ebony, Small Body, Acoustic-Electric Cutaway Guitar https://t.co/NcqTq4NehE

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I've gazed into an active volcano, I've strolled through barrios I was not welcome in, I've survived abuse, drugs, and disease with my head held high, but I still cannot tell someone when they breath stank.

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I was taking my motorcycle test and I had doubts about passing, but #JoeBiden was there to give me the pep talk I needed, and we rode that motorcycle off the lot together an hour later