Quasar

The shitpost art de vivre. Vibecoding my way through it.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

“Authority, when first detecting chaos at its heels, will entertain the vilest schemes to save its orderly facade.”

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Burgers don’t know (and probably never will) but the Faggotinni in Chief is about to give Iran more money than Obama ever did. Art of the Deal.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

The real president of the USA spoke

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Israeli military confirms it has conducted strikes in western and central Iran

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

@poordart He's among the rats. He knows everything happening and act dumb.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

USReal. Patriots in control.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

NBC: “Pentagon increasingly concerned Israel is ramping up its spying on 🇺🇸… effort to surveil top officials to get info on the Trump administration’s internal deliberations and decision-making on the conflicts in the Middle East…” https://t.co/oxrjo8vs0h

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

USReal. Patriots in control.

[Lara Friedman @LaraFriedmanDC]

Looking at Israel-related measures now in play on the Hill, one would be hard-pressed to avoid concluding that Israel's govt & its allies in Congress & pro-Israel orgs want to ensure Israel's PM will be functionally (& permanently) granted a seat in the US situation room. 1/

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

So what the retard in chief is gonna announce to save the markets?

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Solana founders, after fleecing retail with memecoins, pushed people straight into a Mossad honeypot. Congrats, retards.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

.@poordart Surely just debris. Happens all the time in that part of the world.

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

Exclusive: New video obtained by CNN makes clear a fire that burned aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier -- as it took part in operations against Iran -- was more severe & damaging than the Navy has suggested publicly.

More via @BrianToddCNN, @snlyngaas, @jimsciutto & me.

https://t.co/B6I9EutMaP

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

CENTCOM said it was a "debris"

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

Images of the impact on Kuwaiti International airport, by a Kamikaze Drone type Shahed-136 or US-made LUCAS.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Can we send everything to zero already?

[zoomer @zoomerfied]

[ ZOOMER ]

BITMINE FILES FOR PREFERRED STOCK OFFERING OFFERING A YIELD OF 9.5%: FILING

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

@poordart That’s just the debris? Damn, debris got hands

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Really?

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TEN OFFICIALS INCLUDING US SPECIAL ENVOY STEVE WITKOFF REPORTED FINANCIAL INTERESTS IN ELON MUSK’S SPACEX OR IN XAI

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

So we made everyone obese with junk food, “fixed” it with GLP-1s, and now we’re pickling pineapples in Kool-Aid so everyone gets diabetes and buys the next miracle shot in 2036?

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

At this level it's on purpose

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

*TRUMP APPOINTS PULTE AS ACTING DNI

*TRUMP SAYS PULTE TO RETAIN FHFA ROLE

*TRUMP CLAIMS PULTE MANAGES $10T HOUSING PORTFOLIO

*TRUMP SAYS PULTE BRINGS NATIONAL SECURITY EXPERIENCE

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Scavengers Assemble!

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Ken the Savage

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

neither susan collins nor janet mills would ever have a sexting scandal. Why? Because they have integrity

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

And now the Arsenal crying over the penalty that wasn’t called begins.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Yeah after scamming millions of noobs you can "do thing".

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

Well, there won’t be many people left in politics after that.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

[Quasar @Quasaaars]

It's gonna pass. 90% of them are too retarded to understand.

[Ben Freeman @BenFreemanDC]

"At a time when the American public is expressing unprecedented levels of distrust in the Israeli government, Congress just proposed tying the U.S. to the Israeli military more than ever before."

Here's the story: 🧵