At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he’s adopted?
He already side-eyes the family photos. I don’t want to be the one who breaks the news that none of us are American Akita either.
I'm a white 57 year old male
5' 10"
183 Lbs
I work out in the gym everyday 💪
I had my annual checkup today
Dr: You're in impeccable shape but your Cholesterol is dangerously high
Me: I like high cholesterol it's necessary for high testosterone
Dr: Carry on then
😂🤣
20,000 names wiped off
Michigan's sex offender registry in one day
On September 9, 2026, the Michigan Supreme Court ruled that the state's 2021 sex offender law can't be applied to anyone whose crime happened before July 1, 2011.
Two days later, State Police pulled more than 20,000 people off the list. The registry had held about 43,000 names, so nearly half of it vanished.
20,000 names wiped off
Michigan's sex offender registry in one day
On September 9, 2026, the Michigan Supreme Court ruled that the state's 2021 sex offender law can't be applied to anyone whose crime happened before July 1, 2011.
Two days later, State Police pulled more than 20,000 people off the list. The registry had held about 43,000 names, so nearly half of it vanished.
Crying "oligarchy" from a private jet takes a special kind of nerve.
Bernie Sanders:
- In politics since 1981.
- Companies founded: 0
- Owns 3 homes.
- His campaign flew private during his "Fighting Oligarchy" tour.
- His answer for everything is more taxes.
Elon Musk:
- Built SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink and more.
- About 157,000 jobs at Tesla and SpaceX alone.
- Sold off his mansions.
- Living in an Airstream trailer in Memphis to stay close to the data center he's building.
One man sleeps in a trailer to build the future, the other owns three houses and complains about him.
Bernie isn't against oligarchs.
He's against the ones who didn't need a government paycheck to get there.