THE DARK DUTCHESS

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

ƎNꓤOHꓕMⱯH ⱯINIꓥⱯꓶ

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

And you are, always

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I can be just as good to you without being a brute.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Of course not

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

That all you think I am, Vin?

[۟ @godsfell]

you brute. i love you.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

You seem to be succeeding

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I'm gonna try.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

You're going to spoil me

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I'll start making my sauce now.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Absolutely.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You like barbecue?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Well then, wine and dine me, handsome

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Well. To answer your question. I do cook.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

There is a first time for everything, love.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Never been called majestic before.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Yes, you

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Majestic? Me?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

I have no shame in my desires. Especially with such a majestic partner.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I'd ask if you weren't sure that you were the one that lived on wood.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

If it was, Floyd?

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Vini, is that a lumberjack joke?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

I imagined you survived on logs.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Have to feed myself somehow, don't I?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

You cook, cryptid?

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

....I could cook for you?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

My choice is for you to choose

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Ladies always make the choice.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Nonsense, I chose the first part of our outing.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Ladies choice.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

That sounds divine, dear cryptid

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I'll take you to dinner.

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

That's precisely what I want, actually.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You'd wanna be seen in public with me?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

That's not nearly as fun

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Ah. Spirit. You know they have a website, right?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

It will close at the end of the month

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Temporary home decor? Like, Home Depot?

[THE DARK DUTCHESS @QUEENOFCROWS]

Cryptid, @righthanddman? Do you want to go to the temporary home decor store with me?