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And so you code, compile and load, in debug mode

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half joke: Java App without 'main' function: http://t.co/EmdCZTIa

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Java: get access to network parameters (list interfaces, etc, etc): http://t.co/qod8axeF

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That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers

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I wished my computer were as easy to use as my telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.

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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution

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Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs

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A boolean can have one of two values, true or false. True?... :)

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Chuck Nor­ris can do mul­ti­ple inher­i­tance in Java.

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Chuck Nor­ris is the only one who can use goto in Java.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Nor­ris watches it.

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A syn­chro­nize doesn’t pro­tect against Chuck Nor­ris, if he wants the object, he takes it.

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Chuck Nor­ris always uses his own design pat­terns, and his favorite is the Round­house Kick.

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some articles about java: http://www.javabeat.net/

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public class Main { public static void main(String[] args){System.out.println("Hello, world");}}

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http://www.theserverside.com/ - and another good blog about java depelopment.

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http://www.javaspecialists.eu/ - good java blog (1)

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http://javaposse.com/ - what happening in the java world