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Overheard in our office of idiots

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"It’s not Big Brother it’s just Project Management shit!" FV 12.08.16

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"I look forward to seeing your hole" DD 04.07.16

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"Oh, he's so wiggly" LD 1.6.16

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"If it's got a cock on it I'm all over it"

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@em_acme We don't get down for no namby pamby lovey dovey rubbish

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@em_acme ????

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@EsmereldaQJones Nope, no idea what you're on about

[Amy Blackwell @amyblackwell]

@quotebook "I'm sure I saw a tick box once..." IG

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@em_acme Rubbish!

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"Thanks for the heads up, I’ve been inviting everyone round for Netflix’s & Chill. No wonder they didn’t come!" MD 12.1.16

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"I don't pose. I just look good all the time" BL 16.12.15

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“It’s so hard, I can barely fit my mouth around it.” DD 13.10.15

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"I only go for the meat" SR 13.10.15

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"It's short & fat, with a tiny window" WR 12.10.15

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"I'm trying to make my cock into some kind of frog" RM 2.10.15

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"It's well worth getting entered" RW handbook

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“What can I say, the ladies love me…. There just isn’t enough of me to go around….” RR 14.4.15

[Luke Guppy @lukeguppy]

@QuoteBook "Look at that arse, it's glowing" - AC 09.12.14

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@QuoteBook "I'm not smelling your armpits" - AC 09.12.14

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@irace @lickability Pardon?