Michael/August

Any pronouns except she/her, Yelling into the void and talking to myself

[lia³³ (brocedespilled) @liastappen]

brodillac...

[parker 🕷 @fagpiastri]

I viscerally need oscar to do well at spa because I cant handle him tweeting something like "I really used to like Spa btw"

[Doctor Ava 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @63grussell63]

🚨 BREAKING: F1 will be replacing Bahrain with the I-95 Grand Prix.

Maine to Florida. 70 laps. Everyday traffic is still on the road. No speed limits. Every bridge is a Straight Mode zone. If you get a penalty you have to go through the cash only toll booth. Good luck.

[Nene 💛 @p1arussell]

Type of shit f1 drivers are driving around Monaco

[derpy @derpyez]

cute things to say in between breaths while making out:
- i fucking hate you
- jesus i hate you
- i hate you more than anything
- i hate you

[will @goroakechy]

Has anyone noticed algorithms are very aggressive. U like one tweet on twitter and ur on that subtwt forever. U watched a single creator on youtube a couple nights youll never get a different creators video on ur recommended ever again. U like one thing on tiktok heres 60 more

[bELLgium GP🧖🧖‍♀️ @cantverstopim]

A little birdy told me it’s spa week…

[TheOmniZaddy 🌹🌐🔰🏗 @TheOmniZaddy]

RIP to one of my favorite meme formats

[luce 🐝 @piantonelli]

when u dont have the instagram update so peoples captions highkey just look like this

[alex¹ ⁴⁴ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fag4lando]

That’s because f1 doesn’t have Sebastian Vettel anymore

[˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡ ˚ 𝒋𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 .ᐟ @RU33TAPPEN]

haaland and verstappen found dead in a river after their omegas decided to go omega 4 omega

[mason @racepiastri]

whenever they mention the stewards in f1 i always imagine a whole room full of people suspended in the sky looking down over the race when in reality it’s just four old men in a nearby room

[mia.81🐝 @oskipiastri]

Zero cycl- [gunshot]

[Ace @Wedgie_Nerd11]

I live in constant fear that I'm going to accidently hit share and send my firends and family some heinous kink shit on accident

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

media day in spa last year gave us this iconic moment

[jelly ''cat thing'' 💜🚯🏳️‍⚧️ @ks_spamz]

I'd much rather have people be like this again, rather than whatever kinda queer that's been created from the depths of 4chan

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

How every single social interaction feels when you have rejection sensitivity and an unbearable amount of shame

[sav⁷ 🎀 @verstarkoo]

y'all ever look at baby max and cry

[bELLgium GP🧖🧖‍♀️ @cantverstopim]

Red Bull evidently does not give you wings

[ₛₕₐ🏎️🐝 @OscChaOops]

HE WAS SO FUNNY FOR THIS