Edward Nygma

"I can't be bought but I can be stolen with one glance. I am worthless to one but priceless to one. What am I?"

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀꜱᴋᴇʀ

RP acc for Ed Nygma
❓ Gotham and HC based with comic influences!
❓ Short RP on TL, Longer on DM
❓ One liners or Para
❓ Angst, Crack, Light, Fluff RP...but no smut, sorry.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

I am perfect, impossible, permanent and guaranteed. What am I?

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

I am perfect, impossible, permanent and guaranteed. What am I?

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

(is anyone still here & interested? I've missed my boy)

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

(hey it's me, I am alive. If anyone's interested, I have a Will B.yers account now @willbyerstm )

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy It’s not necessarily something profound. Just a purpose.
You think that everyone is capable of murder?

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Again, I am being realistic. You are delusional or just naive.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Yes. Aren’t words themselves meaningful?
Not even then. Despite what he says.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy As if that is going to accomplish anything.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy All riddles are meaningful. Or fun.
You know why. I did shoot you. He would have never tried to do that.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy As far as I am concerned, yes. That’s the only issue.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Did you like that riddle?
No, not the same way.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Do you disagree?

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy What is the answer to that?
He is just…too good for this. For any of this.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy That’s what he says.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Do you remember the riddle I gave you when you were at my apartment ?
Not like him, though.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Because you two are planning a crime-free life.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy It is a nice riddle. Would you like to try giving me a riddle that has…a little more meaning to you?
Most of the people that work for Wayne are greedy corrupted assholes.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy He is, compared to me. He does know, yes. The only reason he does not want to do it is because of you.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy Would you like me to pretend I don't know the answer?
See? Even you know how good he is and...you don't even know him.

[Edward Nygma @R1ddl3s]

@umbrelllaboy It's not dangerous, not for me. It's not much more extreme than anything Ed has done in the past. And even that idiot was not caught often.