i just poured myself a bowl of apple jacks. sat down to eat when i thought about how she started pulling away from me near the end before she left and i lost my appetite. on the bright side, i do believe i have discovered a new ed technique
just remembered i have a tellonym and opened it to find weeks worth of messages from my jeet stalker lmfaooo. i really do live rent free in his head. to be honest, i'm lowkey kinda flattered at this point. like he's clearly my biggest fan and not everyone is worth stalking so 🥰
@mann1911@DoYaKnowWilma you're sleeping on toasted pb&js. i toast mine in a skillet with some butter like i'm making a grilled cheese and it's fucking amazing. there's a satisfying crunch, the heat makes the pb&j warm and gooey, the saltiness of the butter compliments both the peanut butter and jelly
as someone who has a really close relationship with a hot cousin that also used to do stuff to me when we were younger, i lowk get it. after watching this, it might've been for the best that we both had to move to different cities
pulled an unopened red bull on my first try, what are the fucking odds? i was looking for the people handing out red bulls for my sixth red bull. i'm pretty sure they've left but i saw a red bull sitting on a nearby table. i think "what are the odds it's unopened" and it was