Righteous Christian Trading Cards

Highlighting the movers, shakers, and noisemakers of Holy Christianity.

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We had to rush this one when we learned of Teddles having gotten himself ordained as an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist preacher.

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In this most Righteous of seasons, we must of course commemorate the most Righteous one of all, who will presumably be coming back soon as someone very famous. The Messiah always comes back as someone famous.

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@wcbuecker @laurenboebert You'd have an easier time teaching Shakespeare to a cobra than you'll ever have trying to educate this piece of HS dropout commode fleck.

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@laurenboebert @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick Joe Biden has been working. Unlike you, he doesn't have the time to vape in public spaces and feel his dates up in front of children. Take your constipation grimace and unending stupidity to whatever honky-tonk hasn't banned you and #stfu.

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@atensnut @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick 😂😂😂 Pretending like a has-been Karen prune like you could convince anyone to do anything but run screaming has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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@MarshallFarts5 @DabneyRL @1stRuleHoles @Theon_Orbis @Old_Top_Kick But they done lurnt in JESUS Homeskool that they done winned but the fancy larnin books have it all wrong.

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@co_rapunzel4 Indeed. My personal favorites are the Great Lakes sunsets. My soul aches from my separation.

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@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick How's that Trump flop sweat tasting.

If Trump is NOT imprisoned, the US will burn. To the ground. And you'll be persona non grata in huge sections of what it was. Like where you're living now.

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@MarshallFarts5 @NickAdamsinUSA @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis 😂😂😂

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@SpeakerJohnson You own every failure. You want it to continue to be as bad as you can make it, because you don't have shit for any remote idea of actual governance. Resume polishing Trump's mushroom, you ineffectual eunuch.

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@MarshallFarts5 @scrowder @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis The poor boy seems to be getting angrier, doesn't he?

I do hope they watch him closely at any nearby schools.

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Here's a dedicated Righteous Christian who went the distance to eliminate heresy. "Forget her", he said Righteously, "let her go to Hell."

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@MarshallFarts5 @scrowder @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis What he doesn't know about is either sex or gainful employment. What a waste.

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@MarshallFarts5 @elonmusk @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis Mommy's STILL wiping his ass. Way beyond pathetic.

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@MarshallFarts5 @Timcast @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis Yeah. That's about what I figure.

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@charliekirk11 @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick Outside of your Klavern, that's what the people wanted. You're as good at this as you are at seducing women, diaper boy.

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@co_rapunzel4 I think it's too late, for real. I just hope the country I wind up in is a better deal than this one turned out to be.

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@co_rapunzel4 That became clear in the 1970s.