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Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching? -Anonymous

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Latest Defence Intelligence update on the situation in Ukraine - 13 December 2022

Find out more about the UK government's response: https://t.co/mX2eOfZ1Ra

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦

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It is snowing

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[We Olive Shreveport @WeOliveSBC]

Do you know a wine lover who has been extra special good this year???

Then surprise them with the extra special gift of RIEDEL performance series wine glasses!

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Chief Keef music is for the niggas who forget their homework but bring their brush to school..

[Fashion Glitter @fashionglitzmag]

Make your own magazine on the iPad? We used http://t.co/LdcgLqUPkT as framework for Fashion Glitter Magazine.

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You were never supposed to mean this much to me

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Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.

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Where do fish wash? In a river basin!

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#cheaperfilms Breakfast At Asda

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

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We all have that one coach that we love to death and we'll never forget.

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Trying to barely opening up your asshole to slowly let out a fart so no one hears but you fail and it's the loudest one you've ever let out.

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Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

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#WeLoveGirlsWho Don't expect you to text them to start a conversation EVERY day.

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Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow. -unknown

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By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before. - Edwin Elliot

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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

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What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey!

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Dr. John Harvey Kellogg proclaimed his first breakfast cereal product as an antidote to masturbation.