Randall Koutnik

Twice as absorbent as the leading brand. Keeper of Useful Sarcasms. ex-Slack/Netflix he/him
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Trans rights are human rights.

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@NelliesNoodles "how dare you say that about my friend!"

If you wouldn't put up with someone saying that about the people you care about, don't put up with it from the mind gremlins

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Try and think about ducks for the next thirty seconds, then come back and tell me if it worked

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@Norsehound 2x2x2, get some real dogfights happening

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@NelliesNoodles The sun is about 400 times larger than the moon but also is about 400 times further away - which means the moon perfectly covers the sun during a total eclipse, I think that's what they mean by "right size".

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@metzger you made me think about Python data structures today it's only fair

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@Norsehound OH WOW YES

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@d_feldman 2.2 Shaves and Haircuts

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@Norsehound What happened to TK421?

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@d_feldman Is this about imposter syndrome

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@IanColdwater @d_feldman Very this - my doctor told me to get 15 minutes (but not much more) of direct sunlight (no sunscreen) a day. Huge help to sleep cycle too.

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@pragprog Having something more important I should be doing

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@terronk Ah, yes, the bird mafia, one of my favorite factions alongside "Have you heard the Good News of Our Lord Cthulhu" and "Le Mis, but like an animal version"

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@ChloeCondon They do know! In the womb, a baby can hear their mother's heartbeat, and it sounds like a rhythmic shushing sound, so shushing a baby is reminding the kid of their happy place.

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@Norsehound Like when Corran Horn saw the TIE piloted by Tycho Chelchu

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In his latest post, @amlau discusses the @Forbes announcement and the multi-billion dollar opportunity coming to #softwareengineering.

Read the full article: https://t.co/D48EJQbyv3

#CTO #VPE #engineeringleadership #engineeringmanagement #ai #genai

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@JoeSondow Twitter CAPTCHA Any%

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@Norsehound hey that looks familiar

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@markmahoney I can't believe you'd dBase yourself like this

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@tonymakesgames @Norsehound We're Doomed has wildly variable outcomes (though usually everyone loses, it's still a fun time)

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@Norsehound Haven't pulled out our copy in a while, though it gets some TTS play