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I dabble.

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@dimension__tide This is my favorite celebrity interview of all time. The way they just start throwing people’s names out for her to talk shit on. The way she pauses for half a second before saying she’d cheat with Sean Penn.

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@alshipley Damn that’s even better than him singing to the tune of “Time of the Season” by The Zombies

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@dimension_tide Lots of folks are gonna go for electroclash lesbian in 2023 but you’re grandfathered in for sure

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Just watched a dude unsuccessfully attempt to feed his date leftover popcorn from a crumpled Film Forum popcorn bag they brought with them to Bushwick. She rebuffed but is still hanging tough. Merry Thanksgiving eve to us all.

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@alshipley I feel that way about the fourth-wall-breaking, harshly barked “that’s *enough*” van morrison does in “caravan” right after insisting someone turn up the radio a bunch

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@patrickhosmer Bc they’re VengaMen now?

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@billbria I’d like to nominate mudhoney’s “run shithead run” from the with honors soundtrack for the low stakes category

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@dimension_tide Shit that sounds sick but I…hate? pioneer works?

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@notjaneclaire With energetic optimism, JCACQ

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@notjaneclaire Vibingly, Quigs

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Just had to type “Alex” into the search field on the Ikea website. Felt humiliating for some reason.

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@notjaneclaire @feyburner @bilalkhanscious Never seen the show but based on the strength of this image I’m in

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@dimension_tide Steve…thank you

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Four year old just told me they’re gonna be a doctor with a dog and a cat. And their names are gonna be Mirror and Quack.

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@dimension_tide Yeah, the only Frere-Jones related situation you want any proximity to has gotta be King Kong-ass Edgar Wallace

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@cat_respecter https://t.co/ytw7aSu2jo

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@AKMcKeever Dude, it’s such a bummer that this building is our view

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@dimension_tide Can’t stop thinking about a friend who looked up words she read about in health class and accidentally blasted the dictionary voice pronunciation of “fellatio” to her whole family in the den

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@dimension_tide Plz don’t forget about Frazzles the squirrel from The ‘Bu & his haunting, prescient catchphrase, “hoobastank”

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@Judnikki Damn these look Hedgehog Blue