Mike Kessler

Doesn't trust Vegans, hates cats. That about covers it.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@PhilMartelli The 18. Both are incredible performances. #THWND

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@DavidBum12 @hawk_alum @HHHardwood At home, eating tuna salad.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@TMFOtter If you start playing Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” tonight at 11:53:28, when the clock strikes midnight, the song will be over and you’ll be educated on the details of the wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

(Thank you to Nick Draeger)

[Fairfax County Fire/Rescue @ffxfirerescue]

#FairfaxsBravest are on scene of a technical rescue in the 7900 blk of Tysons One Place in Tysons. Units arrived to 2 workers trapped on a malfunctioning window washing basket. Workers were lowered by Technical Rescue Operations Team members into tower ladder bucket. No injuries.

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@TMFOtter

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@TMFOtter I enjoy two of the three. And could be talked into the third. Don’t @ me.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@TellezChristina @DCBarno @TerrapinHoops This guy ☝🏻

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@YouTubeTV Caps fans demand Monumental Sports Network stays on air! Don’t drop Monumental or I’ll cancel my service

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@kwags_72 @BBGreatMoments ARod shouldn’t be in there either over those 4

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@joshsroka @GrowingBigStuff @MikeOMearaShow It’s astonishing how bad it of a title it is, yet it makes perfect sense when you realize who came up with it.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@johnnieO The Remmy hoodie looks sweet, and I hear blue is slimming. Would love to put that to the test.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@Mike_kim714 That Twix trying to hide down there is your huckleberry

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@Mike_kim714 Will you be offended if I use it to slice 6-8 balls into the woods each round?

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver!

MUST be a follower.

Comment, like, repost to enter

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@Viennajeff60 @awfulannouncing It’s a flight to Scotland. It’s not like they need to send everyone to Uzbekistan for the week.

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@funnydanny Evergreen

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@Mike_kim714 @FootJoy Good luck this week!

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

Can guarantee they’d be used at least once a year!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

US open giveaway pt 1

My awesome partner @FootJoy and I are giving away these cool US open themed shoes! Whatever size you wear.

Retweet, comment, must follow myself and footjoy to win.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@SJUHawks_MBB @kwags_72 Already a disappointing start to the season.

[Mike Kessler @RMichaelKessler]

@bmcnally14 Well done.