Uncool Ranchel.

life’s not all miserable, there's some dick jokes. 🤘🏼 she/her

[Uncool Ranchel. @RacheyRayy]

"I'm all sugar. Actually I'm more like a glass of whiskey with sugar around the rim." 😂😂😂

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Guys it finally happened. Some guy at the gas station just said to me “you are really pretty” and I looked at him dead in the eyes and said “If I’m so pretty then why don’t you pay for my gas” and now I have a full tank

[Uncool Ranchel. @RacheyRayy]

Waking up early for work: 😴🤢🥱
Waking up early for pride: 🎉🌈💃

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

I don’t care if Morgan Wallen threw a piano. He was already a bad person when he was racist, this didn’t change anything.

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Uncool Ranchel. @RacheyRayy]

Well my dog didn’t eat my homework, but she did enjoy “Talking as Fast as I Can.”

@thelaurengraham

[Mary ✌🏿🇺🇬 @MaryxSSS]

I can’t lie from when Warner thought it was ok to start using influencers to promote his music and sending them to events instead of fans… it was time. Need someone with fresh eyes to revamp his marketing strategy.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Waiting for someone to turn 18 so you can date them, means you found them attractive as a child. And you’re a predator. I said what I said.

[mðråñ† @_ybmorant]

The only gun control America has had

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isn't a real marriage and it's just "two best friends who get each other off" and like besties, idk what has gone wrong in your life but ...that's exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved..really

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

if you’re 34 and don’t have kids, you’re
actually 28.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

If a man taught me anything, it’s to choose myself every single time.

[5.🪐 @onemalaikaa]

Please date emotionally intelligent men. it's nice to have someone who's aware of your sensitivity & learns to handle your feelings gently, with patience and care. it is comforting to show your vulnerability to someone & have them learn how to respond to it with understanding >>

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SINCE THE OVERTURNING OF ROE V WADE, ABOUT 400 WOMEN HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH PREGNANCY RELATED CRIMES......

THE AMOUNT OF MEN ARRESTED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES 0 🤬😤

ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE 🤬😤

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility.
Very unfortunate discovery.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?