KA ELLY

we are who we are

[Victor. M @mutua_mmutuku]

@citizentvkenya Jamaa anachapwa na bibi hawezi tuambia kitu.

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

I can confirm that it hurts more being without a car than being without a girl.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

[jerome @readJerome]

Along the way somebody was gracious enough to take a chance on you because you had the right attitude even if you didn't have the skills to match. It's only right you extend the same grace to someone else.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Kasmael McOure was at Citizen TV today, where he roasted commercial activists and Wamunyoro sympathizers one by one. Everyone got a taste of their own medicine.

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

In Manchester United

[Alex Njenga @alexnjenga]

Late update.
A big thank you to the X family about my grievances with @ICEALION .
They have shared a payment remittance RTGS of Ksh 7,800,000.
I will make a confirmation tomorrow once the funds actually reflect in the bank account .

[Mercedes-Benz USAㅤ @MercedesBenzUSA]

Date cancelled. They were driving a BMW.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

When you ask your girl if she knows Dembele and she says “yeah, he was untouchable at Spurs”

[AlNassr FC @AlNassrFC_EN]

Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored against EVERY team in the league this season 🐐💛

[Eric @amerix]

If you are an Afrikan digital creator or online entrepreneur, stay away from PayPal. Delete PayPal.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

You can tell when a coworker doesn’t have a life outside of work.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

You can't copy someone who's creating from a place you've never been.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

You’re a low IQ degenerate we shall not cancel Kimani’s business because a Njue said so. You’re those fucks who don’t know what it takes to build a business. Wewe hata pigia shetani kura no one gives a flying fuck!

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Enrique luring Kompany into an attacking battle only to flip the coin in the second leg is an example of how Villains are made.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Andrew Kibeh reveals that he used to earn KSh 500,000 at Kiss 100 as a radio presenter, but those were the most miserable days of his life.

When he moved to the US, he worked a day job and hosted his YouTube show at night.

One day, he woke up to find $70,000 in his bank account, courtesy of YouTube. That’s how he bought his famous Mercedes S550.

[Jamie Little @JamieLittleTV]

I didn’t see him. 👋🏼 @JohnCena