My friend got me a job at BK. On the first day, someone went to the bathroom and took a shit that was smeared all over the walls and ceilings.
They told me to grab a hose and clean it.
I took my uniform off and walked out.
Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.
BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.
In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.
These orders were 4โ6x larger than anything else at the time.
The trader seemingly made huge gains.
Unusual.