miranda kellems

vet med 🐾 • adventure enthusiast • she/her • 🏳️‍🌈 • raising dogs with @hannahwalther1

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

don’t talk to me I’m crying over these pictures of my dogs

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

me every time it rains: actually mythbusters said you get hit with more rain if you run

[House ⚔️ @mrmatthouse]

174 pictures of my girl and 1 empty in case I find a cool rock

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

my dog isn’t scared of men, she just hates bad vibes

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how’s your december going?
me:

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@esk_42 anyway, good riddance kissinger

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@esk_42 I know I’m old but what the hell is the deal with the water bed and who the hell is coach ???

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@ahilger_ yes!!! It was incredible the first time going into social situations and not having a second thought about it. I remember asking Hannah “is this what normal people feel”

yeah, being off was super rough. I was exhausted and very low and my short term memory was gone basically

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

after being off meds for a month, i can confidently say that this is what it feels like being on wellbutrin:

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@hurnaa yeah baby I got that ndri not that ssri 🤪

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@esk_42 jealous, mine was inaccurate

[phage @clubmoss_]

Time for a mental health beer

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can my ovaries get a room please

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nobody told me that there’s a point in your late 20s where you have dreams that you have a little baby and then wake up sad for a few seconds because you miss your fake baby

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

angels

[big gunk @bleep_bloorp]

slow-blinking at my wife like a cat so she knows i like her

[miranda kellems @randanicki]

mansionz released another album brb I’ve been waiting since 2017 for this