The Random Recruiter

Tech Recruiter with over a decade of recruiting experience. 1k+ placements & $20M+ profit billed. Insights on careers, job search + memes. | @juicebox_work

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The HR Lady when you ask for feedback after 7 rounds and a take home project

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@depressivehacks Should have asked grok

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POV: You were an early SpaceX employee and they just IPO’d

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@njshoreinvest

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@petrogustavo

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@LimestoneHQ Candidates complain about getting feedback. Then complain harder when they actually get it. Hence why most companies don’t bother anymore

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@peakshubham

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The HR Lady when you ask for feedback after 7 rounds and a take home project

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@TheeRealLangdon 7 rounds of shenanigans

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@breadsandwoch They’re an endangered species in this job market

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@z_jivika5 Soulless lol

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@SiliconForested 🫡

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@hitupsteve There’s nothing you can do

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@Xxi5olc

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@dominikmuggli

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@signulll I hold the Guinness world record of rejecting candidates

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@galeriarodrigo Jokes on you I’m on my 4th marriage

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Traits the best employees have:

- No tan. They're inside working.

- No family. 100% emotional energy redirected to shareholder value.

- Never asks for a raise. They’re in it for the work itself.

- Laughs at their middle manager’s jokes. Genuinely cannot be taught.

- Has accepted their 20s belong to the firm. And their 30s. They’ve made peace with it.

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@BoydsArchitect They can’t afford to quit 🎯

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@BusinessInsider

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@StopBrokeNow

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@paulswaney3