Random Stoner

I'm a guy. I smoke weed. I play guitar. I'm sarcastic. I'm random. I have tattoos. I'm here for my entertainment.

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

@sassylilstoners Still pretty good though.

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

Most stolen object worldwide.

[mickfggt @2high4lyfe]

Sometimes I get too high and I can't hold a conversation or comprehend anything and its really embarrassing

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

Most humans are never fully present in the now, because unconsciously they believe that the next moment must be more important than this one

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

“People don’t realize that now is all there ever is; there is no past or future except as memory or anticipation in your mind.”

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

Yep

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

The only person, you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

[Global Crypto Union | GCU @Glbcryptounion]

I need a vacation.

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

@nowheregrl Metallica

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

@brunetteprbz_ I agree 100%. Fuck, it's only soccer.

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

I had two bowls for breakfast....

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

Been there, done that.

[Stoner Bae @TheStonerBae]

boys, RT if you agree with this statement 😏

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

@SouthernPeachxx To get high?? lol

[Bodybuilding @BodybuiIding]

Don’t look back. That’s not the way you want to go.

[Random Stoner @RandomWeedMofo]

@KandiKushKisses Definitely, know that feeling.