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THE Cape Crusader

[randy @Randyzark]

Temptation lives late at night. Go to sleep.

Argue with your spouse? - In the morning

Quit your job? In the morning

Hanging with a new girl? Plan it in the morning 🧠

Big purchase? Make the decision in the morning

Your mind grows weak at night.. you barely have fuel left.. your tolerance is lower.. make your decisions early, and go to sleep earlier.

- R.S

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

“When I’m 25, I’m gonna have my own house, live on my own & make alot of money”

Me at 25:

[randy @Randyzark]

Scammed 2 times. Still made it out. FIRE SHOW @LevityMusic

[randy @Randyzark]

got scammed 2 time trying to get tickets for @LevityMusic show in sf. Life cannot be any worse. At least I got my money back the second time after learning from my mistakes. At the end of the day fuck.

[randy @Randyzark]

MEGA TURBO EASTER EGG IN TFT. DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A SHEN AND ZEDD NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON YOUR BOARD, THEY START FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @BoxBox @Mortdog @Frodan @robinsongz @TFT @emilyywng @setsukotft @TFT_Academy @Dishsoaptft #TeamFightTactics #TFT

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

If Bron pulls this off, we not gonna be talking
Jordan vs LeBron debate anymore

It’ll be Jesus vs LeBron, and it’ll be closer than a lot of yall would like to admit

[randy @Randyzark]

30 mins and I never got my package I got FUCK YOU

[FaZe Clan @FaZeClan]

A message from FaZe Banks

[randy @Randyzark]

@DiscussingFilm @jtapppppp

[randy @Randyzark]

@jtapppppp u got me?

[Zedd @Zedd]

🚨 ZEDD IN THE PARK is coming to NYC for the first time!!!! ☀️🌳🍎
August 14 & 15 - Randall’s Island!!
SEE YOU THERE.

https://t.co/z6oHnJZVFY

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

draymond green versus dillon brooks with a chance to go to the playoffs on the line

the nba should allow them 9 fouls each this shit is gonna be a sledgehammer fight

[randy @Randyzark]

@jtapppppp 3.99 bro really???

[randy @Randyzark]

@jtapppppp u got me?

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

A better Whopper made for you, perfect down to the last bite. There’s a new king and it’s you!

[randy @Randyzark]

they playing twice at the gym 😄

[A24 @A24]

If you're not careful… Backrooms trailer tomorrow

[randy @Randyzark]

everyones at beyond or ultra this weekend. and i am in the trenches of oakland ready to queue up some league of legends.

[John Pork @johnpxrk]

Move out the way then nigga

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

I’ve been laughing at ts for five minutes straight

[🕸️ @recreatings]

When she hasn’t text u back but is posting on her story

[Lu @blxcksaint]

Poor, depressed, and still on her socials. #MyBrotherJustAnotherMe

[🕸️ @recreatings]

how it feels ragebaiting that one homie who’s easy to ragebait

[MAU P @realmaup]

raving is so beautiful you’ll be surrounded by ur best friends dancing to ur favorite dj there’s lasers and shit goin off the vibes are high and then there’s some asshole right next to u blowing a whistle nonstop