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Fnord. I like ideas, people and stuff. Musician, queer, and aspiring primate. I say comedy things at microphones.

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This Is Pizza Mic http://t.co/NYeh1MxFd2

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Please caption accordongly http://t.co/krdRAnpJAX

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Since traffic accidents are the leading cause of death amongst police officers, cops should stop shooting kids and start shooting cars.

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Los Pinches Borrachos. http://t.co/zxUID6PJXa

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Beer Disneyland http://t.co/qpEvgLEcx8

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Day drinking. And day nachoing. http://t.co/GCB0JAXEG8

[True Hustle Ent. @truehustleent]

@JoshHolub @Marcelapagos @rontalkstogirls @AndrewisRobert @raum @TheClayNewman @MrAshtonTate @SillySuSannah @SFBACN

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We're bff, guys. @ Brainwash Cafe http://t.co/ID4jvDs9LR

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It's an app that uses stolen credit card numbers to lease AirBnB units to homeless people. #AirB&E #kickstarter

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Having feels, guys. #hugs

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If corporations are people, does that mean they can kill themselves? Because Wal-Mart should kill himself.

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@shun_you hell yeah! Let's get together and play music sometime soon.

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How about "Google Chemtrails and Scroll Down" you twit. http://t.co/f7uqOlcnG4

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When all you have is a fist, every problem is a face. #FistWorldProblems

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God is a prop comic.

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Portlandia live at the California Academy of Sciences and Pretension. http://t.co/PIRXWUCCgs

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Folks, is it too much to ask? I just want to find a nice corporation to settle down with and raise a family of LLCs.

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Did you hear the one about the urban dance troupe who were slipped bad LSD? They had a psychotic break dance. #CIAFacts

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Punchline #Premise

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Freak Out but Stay Calm and Buy Shit. ~this kind message was sponsored by the Makers of Everything, Secret Chiefs Local Union No 23