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why doesn't everyone just do as I say?

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Kanye West is a disgrace

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@oliviamunn This tweet is useless without pics

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@oliviamunn Olivia! I saw your love handles on your show the other day. Let me bite them!!!!11!

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@AOTS they will announce some overpriced POS that only overpaid apple fanbois will bother buying.

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@laylakayleigh you should write your grandpa. he won't be around forever

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@kpereira my imagination of what a porn-bot is made me very disappointed when I found out what a pornbot actually is

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@laylakayleigh what's in 8 weeks? Is it the apocalypse? Where is a steak wielding cheerleader when you need one

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Aw crap. Chipotle gave me the poops

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@alisonhaislip he's with me now

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@laylakayleigh heeeey yeah. i'm following you without pants

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@oliviamunn either way its a win

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@laylakayleigh if only.... corn was nutritious?

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Ted Kennedy Dies of Brain Cancer at Age 77 http://tiny.cc/ppbe8

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@alisonhaislip baby you haven't LIVED until you've tried the whip

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@alisonhaislip just don't delete all the midget clown porn. Everyone needs at least one.

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@laylakayleigh someone should open a chain of eye candy stores. I bet it would be a hit

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@oliviamunn did he lay down any rules about looking through his porn collection? If not we'd all like to know the ratio of weird vs normal

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@laylakayleigh if there is one thing I love about twitter, it's keeping up to date on what kind of underwear everyone is wearing -(gray ...

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@alisonhaislip sounds like an awesome t-shirt. "went to LA and all I got was a punch in the face by alison haislip"