Alex Dick ⬜️

Skoliosexual, writer, comedian, pimp, Rangers and Chelsea 💙🇬🇧 I try to be nice, I honestly do, but everyone I meet annoys and disappoints me. 🇷🇺🏳️‍⚧️👼🏽

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

@Rano_CFC The cheek
The nerve
The gall
The audacity
😳

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

It’s done, it’s gone to print!

Coming very soon.

A Tweet Too Far?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

As Keir Starmer and his ilk all moaned about a wheelie bin being thrown in Southampton.

Another gang of usual suspects were jailed for gang raping a 14yr old girl for 4 years!

They all took turns raping this 1 child for 4 years!

Get them all out!

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

Dear Crime Minister,

As a bereaved mother, having needlessly lost her son to NHS negligence. Of whom then embarked on a massive cover up.

I can tell you categorically, the last platitude I wanted to hear from them, the police, the GMC, the NMC or the CPS was “lessons will be learned”

The two phrases that made me want to jump across the table and take their faces off were:
“Lessons will be learned” and
“We can’t bring him back”

It’s callous and infuriating and I will never forgive them.

How can lessons be learned if you don’t accept there is a problem to begin with?

@Keir_Starmer

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

⚪️🔵⏳ Tomorrow.

🏟️ In all stores, and available online from 8am.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

His comments seem so one-sided as to render him
useless

He's supposed to be Mayor for all Londoners, not just for a section of them

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Nothing to see here. Just the GOAT doing GOAT things 🐐🐐🐐

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

@Donna_Rachel_ @castleintegrity Just a group of pigs behaving like dogs when really they are nothing more than rats 🐷🐕‍🦺🐀

[Donna Rachel - The Dissident Councillor 🕊️ @Donna_Rachel_]

Jesus, the footage of the guy pulled off the wall gets worse and worse. This shows the lead up to it. He’s sitting on the wall and they just start pounding him.

This has to be it now. No more backing down. Britain has become a totalitarian state.

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

May all the gays, theys, and non-binarays enjoy the most vibrant Black History Month ever 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

14 Pakistani men from Birmingham jailed today for having sex with underage girls amongst other grooming crimes. (Why do the media never refer to it exactly as it is? - Rape)

I thought Muslims weren't allowed to do impressions of Mohammed.

Glad to out of the UK 🙄🙄

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Drugs deserve a fucking parade for this landslide victory. Meanwhile some people still think the war is ongoing 😂😂😂

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Let’s show some respect to the real winners: Drugs.
They didn’t just win the War on Drugs — they absolutely humiliated it.

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

And let’s not sleep on methamphetamine — hitting insane purity levels and flooding the streets cheaper than ever while keeping tweakers laser-focused and extremely productive.

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

My friend Megan (Who is a feminist despite being pretty - Megan and Dua Lipa are the only 2) was bragging about “equality” because she uses her mother’s last name instead of her father’s.

I politely interrupted: “So you’re using your grandfather’s last name then?”

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Poetry is to tell the stories your bones have carried in silence, finally finding the words gentle enough to describe the ache

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

they wonder why my eyes
always hold a soft sadness
even when i smile

it’s the weight of holding
life in my arms yet still carrying
heartbeats i never got to keep

i feel full and empty
all in the same breath,
where i’m holding on and
letting go all at once

[💥Texas Girl💥 @Ilegvm]

Some non woke comedy to end the night 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Outstanding. Sensationally good little snippet of stand up. Well, in this case it’s sit down so let’s say, Sensationally good little snippet of comedy.

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Dick Van Dyke
American actor and comedian

Also the three most important things in a lesbian rape scene