Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost

The disorganized brains behind Naughty Netherworld Press & Reader's Roost. I have this thing now.

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Readers Roost: PROFESSIONAL EDITING SERVICES https://t.co/OhPu1aFrzB
Now scheduling for September and beyond. Ditto for alpha and beta reading services.

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I've got lots of new books for you today on Reader's Roost. Come check them out! https://t.co/q2agbHeRQl

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I am open to new clients in September and beyond. Alpha reading, beta reading, all phases of the editing process. Mention this tweet for a 50% discount. https://t.co/5Na66RUltK

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Check out the first post in my annual 30 Days of Haiga 2024 Challenge. https://t.co/QQsA1YNiDs

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@1pcornwell One of my school friends died 35 years ago at the end of July. I was driving after going to the viewing, and at the time when her body would have been taken to be cremated, I saw a thick wedge of rainbow at the edge of a cloud.

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As you can see, we’re asking the important questions here💅🤣.

My answer is 4👀😂.

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I am as old as shit, and I hope that when my brother and I depart this mortal coil, we can spend about a century chasing each other around "shooting" each other with cap guns before heading into our next lives.
Which better not be as hard as this one has been.

[nostalgia hub 🇫🇰 @IL0VEthe80s]

What was the best way to use it?

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Circus peanuts (actually nasty, crunchy marshmallows with peanut butter flavoring, I guess) followed by Necco wafers, which taste like chalk. The licorice looks like the Panda brand, which is actually pretty good.

[The Irrelevant Fan @bagsfan75_Tony]

which candy is the worst?

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@newscientist That's because "gender" is based on a bunch of outdated sexist and homophobic stereotypes.

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At this time of year, I need a fan. I always need a hall light and some sort of background noise.

[Carlos Estrada 🫶🏾✌🏽 @CTOTHELOS77]

Which of these do you need on to fall asleep?

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@ilovepreserves If by "cute" you mean looks like the middle-aged version of Alex from A Clockwork Orange, then yes.

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Pro tip:
Don't get drunk and try to use a picnic table as a raft.

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Please be honest

how would you describe this 🤣

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@ask_aubry Divorce him. Now.
Compassion is one thing. This man clearly doesn't care about his stepson. He isn't providing any kind of father figure. His family is enabling him. Let them deal with him.

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@PicturesFoIder This child's "parents" need an ass whuppin'.

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@ilovenostalgia Are there really people who don't own a potato peeler?

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@ThePublicaNow Who needs to read dystopian fiction? We have dystopian reality.

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@ilovepreserves He shaved off his beard and mustache, and his complexion is a tad rosier.

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@JaeMargal That erroneous idea is the bastard child of misogynistic ideals of beauty and a youth-oriented advertising industry.
I'm nearly twice that age and don't give any fucks about people considering me old. What difference does it make?

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@ask_aubry Yeah--don't waste time asking strangers on the Internet. Get away from this abusive asshole immediately. Also, it isn't that there's anything pervy since they're both adults, but I question the emotional maturity of a 32-year-old guy who dates a woman in her early 20s.

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Larry is the Fine fellow on the right of your screen for you peasants not versed in the Three Stooges.

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Without googling, can you name a famous Larry?