Comrade CrabMan

Степан М. Краб ||
perpetually talkin bout them Bucks

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

When you are an autocrat and ignore requests from people to join IDP leagues

[Tim Verghese @TimVerghese]

“Thats right ‘with conviction’ post it just like that”

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Hesiod was speaking from experience, I think

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

@rooster_ohio @B1G_Ryan They shouldn't have to wait to run into him at Kroger

[Doug Lesmerises @DougLesmerises]

Do we have to

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

What the fuck is Ryan Day doing?

[Shane @shanepedroza]

partied with this guy all night in Vegas and when we left the club he asked my boy for the jersey swap 🤝

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

@ThiccStauskas Graduate school admissions becoming our greatest ally to stop this development

[parker fleming @statsowar]

Do not search my name on Twitter right now

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Head of Saint John the Baptist on a Charger, by Andrea Solari, 1507

[Matt Brown @MattBrownEP]

Michigan fans haven't been filled with this much blood lust over the legal system since the last time somebody tried to build affordable housing in their neighborhood

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

Blake Corum real estate magnate??

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

Best references in Steve Deace's inane fanfic:

1. MacArthur returns with injunction
2. Exodus
3. Red October chicken
4. Duke lacrosse
5. Pilate

[MichiganPodcast @MichiganPodcast]

From the start this was psyop. The goal of a psyop is to create such pressure as to demand a drastic action without the normal process for doing so. Think “you don’t want to kill grandma” so we must cancel life with no evidence or data shown that would even work (it didn’t).

[7⃣ Leonard Fournette @_fournette]

No lie Buffalo colder than a penguin ass out here lord……..

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

Head on a spike in the stadium rotunda. Arms and legs hanging in Buckeye Grove

[Austin Meek @byAustinMeek]

He says he is channeling his inner William Wallace.

[Comrade CrabMan @RealCrabMan]

Les Miles Cheong imo

[B1G_Ryan @B1G_Ryan]

I can’t believe Michigan fans found their own Ian Miles Cheong to tell them the 4th Amendment is going to save them, this is more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.