Dirty Dave

Scotland content and questionable humour. Owner of the worlds least professional tour company.

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Before our Royals could visit billionaires private islands they used to build things like this instead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Sure from now on he shall be called Brian

[North Yorkshire @visitnorthyork]

Can anyone name the river? 🛶

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

I used to do this every weekend

[Paul Whitewick @PaulWhitewick]

Today... I went in search of Holes. See last pic.

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@Arnbeg Haha maybe meteor showers on top of that :)

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Guys the weather has been great for about a week… we are fucked for the rest of summer…. Aren’t we?

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@MrBonMot That is a very smart joke!

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Sometimes I see girls on here showing there front bottom and only getting a handful of likes …. How the fuck am I ever meant to grow if even that doesn’t gain traction?

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@SHistorians Book trip with Scotlands least professional tour company … see bio

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@ScotlandUnwrap @VisitScotland I have driven past a whole bunch but never gone in!

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Muted politics and video … can highly recommend

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Going to create a tour where I take guests to a Distillery, a farm to see cuddly creatures and a church with a beautiful bell tower…..

I’m calling it Dramallamadingdong

@VisitScotland you can send my cheque in the mail

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@VisitScotland You should probably follow and feel free to steal my ideas ….. Repost to really spread the word ;)

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@Paul_King_Tours That is a tough day! But pretty for sure

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@IanDannis Agreed … tourism is great for the economy (pays my bills) but there has to be balance

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@TheWhiskyBloke @SkyNews That was my thought exactly … my investing record is equally as bad as his but no one has given me a fancy job

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@GraniteDhuine I’m poor AF and cannot be any better lol

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@IanDannis I’m off to mull on a tour on Monday ….. I got my room ages in advance …. Cost me £200 double my tour budget ….. I checked the other day incase there were cancellations … now a room is like £400 (and fuck all left) … dynamic pricing is a scam and should be illegal

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

@BoyAboutTown83 One of my favourite stages of the WHW!

[Dirty Dave @realdavidwatson]

Lucky you… all my clients are cunts, but that’s all on good fun :)

[Alison O’Neill ~ Shepherdess @woolismybread]

On Tour ~ private guiding this week for wonderful clients 🙏