Not John Green

Twitter usernames are the ultimate dumpees. If you're looking for John Green, you can now find him over @johngreen!

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“@realjohngreen is too bright in her losing eyes.” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're @johngreen.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“There is no shortage of @johngreen to be found amid our stars.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"I figured something out. @johngreen is unpredictable."

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“At some point, you just pull off @realjohngreen, and it hurts, but then it's over and you're @johngreen.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“Sometimes you lose a @realjohngreen. But @johngreen always wins the war.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“Twitter does not change @realjohngreen. It reveals @johngreen."

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“Sometimes people don't understand the usernames they're making when they make them.” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in your username. I like @johngreen.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"@realjohngreen?
@realjohngreen."

@johngreen @maureenjohnson

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“The world is not a username-granting factory.” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"That’s the thing about @realjohngreen: it demands to be @johngreen."

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“You don't remember @realjohngreen. What you remember becomes @johngreen.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“Maybe ‘@realjohngreen' will be our ‘always.'” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of being @johngreen.”

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“It is so hard to change your Twitter username—until you change it. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"If people were usernames, I was @realjohngreen, and she was @johngreen."

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

“Imagining @realjohngreen is a kind of nostalgia.” @johngreen

[Not John Green @realjohngreen]

"I changed my Twitter handle the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." @johngreen