Joshua Lister

Author of Demos City series. Nerdist. The last of the red hot swammies.

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

15 degrees outside? Deploy all sweaters. @masnRoch

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate such a missed opportunity. #whatnottodo

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate didn't ask for support. Asked for a real human over at 323-999-5353. This does make for a fascinating case study though. Thanks!

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate DM me the # to a real human and id be happy to talk. No more unattended inboxed

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate Did the the team claim credit for the conversion that ultimately doesn't lead to real revenue because of failed logistics?

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate but you do have access to the email campaign that promised delivery?

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@lootcrate emails to support have gone unanswered. You guaranteed delivery by Xmas. It's almost New Years. How do I get my commitment back?

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

Hey @lootcrate how do you plan to make right all the purchases you promised by Christmas that are still in limbo?

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

200 shares and counting? Thanks for all the love guys #seoforhumans

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@ChillThrillNews Challenge. Accepted. Man now I really wish I hadn't flunked astronomy

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

Fuck you Slater #deadpoolRatedR

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

I just wanna see Rick go all Rick on somebody #keepwalking

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

There's a Rita's tent on market street. Employees standing in the snow look super sad. Happy spring you sons a bitches.

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@PapaJohns guess you get your 50% off back in the form of my wasted time.

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

@PapaJohns 60 minutes. Still no pizza and the store in less than one mile away. Saw a @dominos delivery go by. Maybe they have my pizza?!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The body that held Sam Simon's soul? Cancer. The mind that held Terry Pratchett's imagination? Alzheimer's. We get it, Universe. #fuck

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

Choose! #deathorcookies

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

When #porchdick goes south, it's all Chris Hardwick's fault

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

#cleancutrick is the new black

[Joshua Lister @RealJonLister]

http://t.co/9JHXyvBvNb is texting me at crazy ex-girlfriend speed. I need to break up with the federal government.