Jon Lovitz

I've been an actor and comedian since I was 15!!! Just proud to keep it going!!!

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@Fatima_30e Andrew! Or Drew!

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Denver!!!!
Comedy Works!!!

Check out my show! Thrilled to be back! One of my favorite clubs to play.

Thursday - Friday
August 27-28

Tickets: https://t.co/OCcooC756r

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God bless Dolly Parton. She hosted SNL when I was there. And I did a sketch with her on her variety show in 1986. She couldn't have been nicer. Or smarter!!! Very sad news.

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@hinds_mela61795 15

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Looking forward to my show tonight at the Bethesda Theatre!!!

Showtime: 7pm

Tickets: https://t.co/Lrm6tjhcJs

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@TVsTimStack @bat211 @realannapaulina True!!!

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@Hulyaa90s 72..
Duh!

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You know nothing.

[Batu Ozbey @BatuOzbey]

@realjonlovitz You guys should really try to understand the concept that Israel and Judaism dont go hand in hand. And Jon....stick to comedy please. You're truly showing the senile ridiculousness turning a blind eye to blatant genocide

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@Montreal

I'm in Old Montreal. It's beautiful. Walking by beautiful, century old buildings . Everyone is very nice.
And then, on the back of a sign, I see this.
I know why some idiot wrote this crap. But why hasn't someone wiped it away?
How long will the city leave it there?

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Andrew Dice Clay and I..
Happy birthday to ME!!!
69 and feeling fine!!!
Juky 21, 2026

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@BhattiLaib9960 Her life.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Firm

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@ohhanxiety Soccer

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@RealCandaceO

I used to like you and thought you were smart. But the way you constantly tell just outright , disgusting lies about Jewish people is beyond disgusting. I hope you wake up one day and apologize for your senseless bashing of Jews. The evil things you believe, are beyond any Jewish person's imagination. They just sound so insane. It wouldn't matter but you have so many followers who believe your crap. Have some sense of decency, as did the Jewish Jesus you believe in and just stop. If someone is evil, it's not because they're Jewish. It's because they themselves are evil. And you are living proof of that.

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@modernhistory....
your knowledge of history seems lacking.
1. This was for the American Comedy Awards.
2. This was Jamie's idea.
3. Everyone there laughed.
4. I was set up. I didn't know she and the producer planned it out to grab me back.
5. We went too far, for who? YOU?????
6. Who are you to judge anyone? You probably weren't even born when it happened.

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If this is true, this is beyond bad. No more balance of power. And it takes away the vote.

"As many of its candidates notch electoral wins nationwide, the pre-eminent socialist political group in the U.S., the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), plans to roll out an updated platform that includes eliminating the Senate and replacing the president and the Supreme Court with an executive and judiciary chosen by Congress."

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