Josh Long

I’m a Christian man and I love my children. I like to laugh and often appear hateful when I'm trying to be funny. I apologize in advance...not really, though.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

Don’t be sad they died…be thankful they lived! The world needs more people like this! Dying with your husband or wife, while trying to save strangers…what an amazing way to die! Blessed are the peacemakers!

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

🚨 RIP, PATRIOTS🚨

Heartbreaking dashcam footage captures the heroic final moments of an Australian couple as they attempted to disarm one of the gunmen in the Bondi Beach terrorist attack, before both were fatally shot and collapsed in each other's arms—just weeks shy of their 35th wedding anniversary.

Boris Gurman, 69, a retired mechanic, and his wife Sofia Gurman, 61 spotted Sajid Akram emerging from a vehicle adorned with a homemade Islamic State flag on Campbell Parade, moments before the father-son duo launched their deadly attack.

The video shows Boris boldly tackling Akram to the ground, wrestling the rifle from his grasp, while Sofia rushed to assist—acts of extraordinary bravery that made them the first victims of the ISIS-inspired attack that claimed 15 lives.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.

When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...

..so he bought EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM popcorn, candy, and a drink too.

His name is Sean Reavies,

For many kids, it was their first time ever inside of a movie theater in their lives.

When the kids asked how they could pay him back, he told them:

"As you get older in life, help other people. As a payback to me. Would you do that? That's all I ask of you."

MORE OF THIS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@scotus_wire Election “Day” is now Election “However long the idiots in the state capital want it to be” Day!

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪
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[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@MeghanMcCain I worry he has been activated by the alphabet crews of DC to spread ideas that result in further distrust in our government and our churches. His behavior is concerning.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@conservmillen @TuckerCarlson is either complicit or ignorant of the nonsense discussed on his show related to Christianity. It would serve him well to talk to a wider range of scholars.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@warDaniel47 @RealJamesWoods

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@SBJ @courierjournal Not surprising…almost all athletic programs are in the red on an annual basis.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@MeghanMcCain The Palace needs to retake control, even if temporarily, to restore order. The military follows the crown not parliament and will restore order if commanded.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@broadwayshuff They want the entire system reorganized with oversight at the federal legislative level instead of at the NCAA level. These folks don’t realize what they are seeking.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@TMZ Their relationship contract has expired.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@davidadamcone @JoshPateCFB @crainandcone @JakeCrain_ @Blain_Crain @On3 Chattanooga in November?! “The SEC is the toughest conference.” Rubbish!!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I was there, 4,000 seat arena. I gotta be honest …better event than the NBA Finals" – Jay Williams on UFC 250 at the White House

[MeatEater @MeatEaterTV]

Don't forget that.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@Ankara_inc How can a person be worse off during an emergency after saving $1,000 than they would be if they hadn’t saved the $1,000? This guy is just trying to get clicks and be controversial. “People need to save money!” See, I can sound smart, too!

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@scotus_wire Win for common sense.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@KenDBerryMD @MaryBowdenMD Correct.

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@ThisBenFlanagan @ByCasagrande NCAA, while not perfect, had rules related to all these issues. They didn’t like rules. They fought to change rules. Rules changed. Wild West erupts in CFB. They go to Congress to get them to enforce rules. Go have a coke and a smile!

[Josh Long @realjoshualong]

@TheChiefNerd Lie.