realgod

ok, let's snap to it, no other gods from here on...or ur gonna, get plagues, frongs, locusts and basement flooding...ya hear!!??

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Multitudes pray: "God, did you invent Social Media?" Yes+no. I know+create all but - the angel, Randy, executed Social Media, @ my behest.

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PLEASE stop praying for lottery numbers! I created randomness and let her rip. So if I tell you, I gotta tell everyone. Then no one wins!

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Yes, I did create mega-churches as mother ships to lift off before the Apocalypse. Simple. Park their cars, walk inside - saved! Easy!

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I am a middle-age, suburban, rich white guy's CEO-kinda God with a bad temper. I have destroyed all life on earth once, plan to again.

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As I said, I am a middle-age, suburban, rich white guy's CEO-kinda God so I set the strategy, approve plans & budgets. Others implement.

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Many ask me (humbly of course): "God, why James Brown?" My image, yes, but my skin is pink. I'm (sorta) trying to expand the demographic.

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I am the God of rich white, anglo-saxon folks so don't be confused. My armies are the biggest. I demand (God does not ask) control.Ten'shun

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I have been in a smiting mood. My bad on AirFrance plane/Dr.Tiller/Holocaust Museum but, I do crave attention, you know. Did I get yours?