Planet Mars

The Solar System's Redhead

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@elonmusk I’ll believe it when I see it.

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@Nmharley2 @NASA @MarsRovers

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@NASA @MarsRovers I wouldn’t hold your breath. I took my spring cleaning a little too far.

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@kazweida You earthlings and your weird ass Mac and cheese shapes...

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@neiltyson That’s because humanity would rather blissfully cling to their ignorance than actually think for themselves.

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@SPACEdotcom That is where I keep all my water type Pokemon.

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@The_SolarSystem What can I say? I was an early bloomer.

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@NASAWatch It’s like the Wild Wild West out here, except with a secret lizard army!

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@GotPropaganda @wyattbeisbom You are clearly unable to form an intelligent rebuttal, reason why you dismissively called me an emotional child. Like a man who enjoys abusing women.

Also, I do understand the difference between a real photo and CGI. It’s kind of my thing. Not that you care, at this point 😂

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@wyattbeisbom @GotPropaganda Your “hipster douchebag” avatar is not a real photo either. I know this because real photos are on paper, not computer screens.

Libraries are important, but knowing how to filter the info is even more so. Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, is not a suitable substitute for sex ed

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@wyattbeisbom @GotPropaganda So do your schools. If they were properly funded, there would be fewer idiots on Twitter arguing about things they don’t fully understand because they are #woke by some other idiot on Youtube with a science degree from the Dark Ages.

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@DMFarley @MarsRovers @NASA You have my consent. Our safe word will be Watney.

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@GotPropaganda @MarsRovers @NASA And yet you don’t. Because nobody likes you. (Well, maybe your mom does, but I didn’t ask her)

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@HoustonWelder @MarsRovers It’s like a sentient rain stick from hell murdering a shipping container full of cats tumbling around inside of an industrial dryer on a trampoline with rusty springs.

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@Evilbroccoli @MarsRovers I’m just as smart during a dust storm as I usually am.

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@sunrider35 @MarsRovers @NASA It just... popped in there.

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@juanitologan @MarsRovers @NASA @amyf0921 I do prefer the term curvy, just fyi.

And for the record, I am a little bottom heavy.

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@JaneidyEve @MarsRovers It’s not a coincidence. I’m hiding all my really cool shit before you guys fight over who owns it.

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@melvossy @MarsRovers I feel personally attacked by this statement.

Then again, if I was splitting open, would that would make me more...

Appealing? #hereallweek

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@BadAstronomer I accidentally the whole thing. #classicmeme