Stephen Hart

former line leader (2004-2007)

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

you think they let them watch the world cup on love island

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murphy’s law head ahhh

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my fav part about interstellar is how he doesn’t give a fuck that he has a son

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

whenever people talk about making moves in silence, i can’t help but think about that spongebob episode where he had them squeaky boots. why were they so loud??

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

“i’m gonna be taller than you in heels” good.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

here are the 5 words you never wanna hear: “it’s just a prank bro.” 9 times out of 10 it was NOT just a prank.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

i miss blues clues this, i miss blues clues that. have we ever acknowledged how good of an artist bro was?? dude would draw anything perfectly with a literal crayon and notepad.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

hey girl, these oscar nominations got me feeling like a sinner the way i took your marty supreme love for me, for granted. everyday has felt like one battle after another. you got my heart racing like it’s F1.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

imagine your cruise ship is sinking, and the captain starts blasting S.OS. by the jonas brothers

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this thing on? so where’s everyone from? ahaha

sir, the is a wendy’s. pls just let us take your order. you’re holding up the drive thru line.

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don’t take it personally. why would i ever take a clown that can shape shift into the thing you are the most afraid of anywhere?

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you know that’s AI right? girl, leave me and my video of penguins flying across the world alone!!

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

the male urge to quit your job go be a jv basketball coach in rural town needs to be studied. imagine implementing a motion offense in a run down gym/auditorium. fires me up.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

in 2026, out: saying no i would not like to go to chilis tonight. in: saying yes i would love to go to chilis tonight.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

want to know what goes through a minion’s mind. do they have an inner monologue? is it just pipoy pipoy?

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restaurant managers be in they bag with the how are we doing tonight if this your first time dining with us? they refill one glass of water and have you feeling like a king. food could be terrible but that one interaction makes you wanna come back.

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nah you gotta be extra whimsical to go on a hot air balloon ride. you can’t go on a hot air balloon ride and come down and be like yeah i hate life.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

dog owners be like, “he’s nice just don’t look him in the eye, move suddenly or breathe around him he might bite you.”

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

let’s do yoga with goats! or we could also do yoga without them? i like goats, but i don’t need one on top of me while my booty is in the air.

[Stephen Hart @realstephenhart]

every man in his 20s goes through a phase where he considers being a DJ. he forgets about if for a few years then turns 35 and then actually becomes a DJ.