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[TEDDY KEYS®™ @RealTedJohnson]

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@Cavs @cavsdan

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Talking bout busy doing something. You need to be paying attention to the timer and GET YO SHIT THE FUCK OUT. Rest of us gotta do laundry too.

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

everyone’s talking about touching clothes when this a COMMUNAL LAUNDRY ROOM. that means if you aren’t there and somebody needs to use it, your shit will be moved. you can’t hold up other people and be mad they move your shit

[TEDDY KEYS®™ @RealTedJohnson]

Idk if a return to Michigan is a possibility or if the sour taste of 2007 is still a bit fresh in people's minds, however the ovals that are on the schedule have proven to be some of the best racing the series produces.

[Chad Frankenfield 🦅🇺🇸🏁 @Chad__15]

IndyCar ovals

Phoenix - Grandstands packed
Indy - Grandstands Full
Gateway - Grandstands packed
Nashville - Will be packed
Milwaukee - Will be packed

It’s time for more ovals. “NoBoDY ShOwS uP” isn’t an excuse anymore. IndyCars’s best product is oval racing.

#INDYCAR

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@ConorDaly22 Most of us were truthfully.

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@Hickey93 Twas fun times.

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Somebody needs to shut that child the fuck up. Nonstop crying since I got to work at 7 smh.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Women will be like “my ex was an abusive, raging narcissistic asshole” and it’s just some guy named Liam who bought her flowers and took her to nice dinners but didn’t want her to start an OnlyFans so she left him.

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@Itsjustjaslyn If you 29+ ion care about the outside fuss lol

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You just chose to get on Al Gores Internet and type this

[DJJMotors @DJJMotors]

When you say Indy500 is the greatest race in the world you'd be wise to remember you have an international audience who are going to watch a race from France next week, which Indy500 doesn't hold a candle to. 🤡
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IF I AM AT @Mid_Ohio MY PHONE IS ON DO NOT DISTURB.

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@GearboxGirl my homie @Papa_Otterbox tryna holla at you.

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@VH1PNUT___ Them big ol women from San Antonio

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Oh they gone know me there. Whats the menu gone be? Both menus 😉

[fahtPumPumgyal⚢🌸 @mide_ft]

I want to open a strip club strictly for fat women dancers/workers

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Why yall mad at THEIR decision

[TMZ @TMZ]

Influencer couple gets death threats after abortion over Down syndrome diagnosis.

Read more: https://t.co/wHAPqlu1LG

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@TMZ Their choice

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@watermelon_1245 @TheNBABase @WindhorstESPN If he do the blunt gone in 1 puff

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@MissSassbox Hes going to be great on CBS

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@Hickey93 @dINDYmals Night races should be Saturday (speaking from experience) but I dont fault IndyCar for prime time viewing

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@dennyhamlin @AlextheAdm1ral Funny how there's a 4 hour endurance race happening this weekend. Doesn't seem that long

[TEDDY KEYS®™ @RealTedJohnson]

@Hickey93 I need the mid ohio schemes dropped soon. Last year will be tough to follow.