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Ealing. Was a lawyer. Now look after 2 girls (mine). Often watching Hanwell Town.

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@haveigotnews

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@Empireaesth @PaulinusOfTrier That’s the Westminster Arms I think.

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@mattforde You strike me as someone who might remember their Xmas song of that year. Naughty Xmas (Goblin In the Office) a lighthearted take on Christmas party groping. Long forgotten. Not because you’re a groper, because you’re a 90s man.

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Would love to know what happened to make this label necessary

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@matkinsj Whole thing needs a refurb. 70s loft redoing too. Will be keeping Zaim in whatever he likes for a while.

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These days the only communication I get about a party is a party wall agreement. The only Albanians on speed dial are builders.

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@TrainTraveller5 @BenStarSports Favourites. Blimey we scored one goal didn’t we.

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When I was at uni in around 2003/4 a group of us rewatched World Cup 90 on vhs, at 21 years old, having been about 8 the first time around. And it WAS rubbish. The matches, but that doesn’t make the memories any less special of being a kid that summer.

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@bphillipsonMP

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@JohnGale45 Euro 92 too. All Denmark did in the final was go back to Schmeicel to protect their lead. Rule change right after.

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@stevenctilley @BenStarSports 😂

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@VirgilHilts01 I went to quite a lot of England games under Graham Taylor and Platt carried the team. Main goal threat, creator, everything. In a really bad team.

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Everyone else had gone back to their home towns. Can’t remember why I was still there. Was in the existential swamp.

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Memory just came back to me of watching Rooney masterclass England v France Euro 2004, alone lying face down on the floor in the front room of our house in Nottingham wondering if my hangover was bad enough to go to hospital.

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@GustavPaulUK @fonduesupper Very good

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One of my German grannies (the one who was still alive at the time funnily enough) was at ours in Camden for England v West Germany 1990 and she was happy they won.

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@fonduesupper @GustavPaulUK The entity we were playing against no longer exists so I’m afraid there can be no comebacks

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@GustavPaulUK Interesting. Identity is a funny thing. I’ve always gelt basically English despite being only 1/4 and basically a total mongrel.

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@GustavPaulUK Oops
It does look like that

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One day

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@GustavPaulUK Never

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@BenStarSports Can barely remember a thing about euro 92 for that reason

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@SnakeDerick The post WWII era- Soviet Union, West Germany. Teams like Egypt filling the stands with soldiers. Huge aura.