Real ASS. Head

Trying hard and failing. A day in a life of a secondary school ASS. Headteacher. Views from SLT. Acronym fluent. p45 incoming.

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

How many teachers / leaders have actually only now just switched off from school commitments/ responsibilities?

1 week in
Only 1 week left.

#recharge

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

@LivHarriersAC Still queuing to get in!

[AW @AthleticsWeekly]

Traffic jams into the venue at Bolesworth Castle means a number of athletes are in danger of missing their English National XC race. #NationalXC

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

Half way through half term!

Sick of my feral kids already 🥷🤺🧯

Surely school will be open and I can find excuses for Thurs and Fri 🤔

How can my kids be worse than the year 8s?

#bringbackschool
#education #edutwitter #slt #sltchat #teachers
#teacherlife

[SLT Newbie @NewbieSlt]

Hey @MerciaSchool
Stop pinching my ideas!
Thanks x

[Mr G @DeputyGrocott]

It’s #FFBWednesday. A fab way connect with other educators out there!
All you need to do is:
⭐️Like & retweet this tweet
⭐️Comment below with your edu bio & include the #FFBWednesday hashtag
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[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

Honest to god

Why can’t all schools have the same format for their application form 📝for vacancies?

ITS THE SAME BLOODY INFORMATION.
📚✏️📘📖

#edutwitter #sltchat #teachertwitter #teacher5oclockclub #education #speedthingsup
#primary #secondary #teacherlife

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

Sunday evening dread for Monday morning anyone?

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

@MissG_AHT No!
Leave the decorations up at home and in school until June - when the year 11s leave

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

@AdeleBatesZ What about this?
#edutwitter #Teachers #bonkers

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

2018, more teachers resigned from the profession than any other year PRIOR.

2019, that number was SURPASSED.

2020, that number AGAIN SURPASSED.

2021, BROKE ALL RECORDS making it the biggest teacher resignation year of all-time.

Question: Was anything learned?
Answer: No!

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

5 more days of kids doing what they want
🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🛝

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[The Thinking School @Thinkingschool2]

Teachers are paid for 1265 hours to do their job.

Yet to do the job properly and meet the demands placed on them, it requires 2000 hours of work?

That is not right.

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

Wow

Only told to F*CK OFF once today

Things have improved so much recently!!!

#slt #edutwitter #pastoral

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

40 Staff leaving this year!!!!!!!

That’s 40!!!

Either they don’t like teaching or staff well-being is rubbish!

#slt #sltchat #educhat #edutwitter #education #WorkLifeBalance

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

What’s the priority for the last 3 weeks of term?

#SLT #educational #edutwitter #secondary #schoolteacher #sltchat

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

Great idea to bring out staff well-being presentation last week while everyone is on their last legs. 🤨
#36weeks and counting down
#sltchat #Educator #secondarychat

[Real ASS. Head @Real_ASS_Head]

If I see another student @altontowers I think I’ll leave
#everydayisaschoolday