TheGreyKnight

I'm like, totally a sex god, and stuff

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Come and hang out with me sometime:

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[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

The ugly realization I've lived long enough to watch High Fidelity go from contemporary comedy to period piece romance.

[Emily Morse @SexWithEmily]

Audio erotica is one of the top 5 best innovations of the 21st century. I said what I said.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

It's not too late to get your fantasy by the holidays! Just send me a DM and I'll make it happen in time.

Advent calendar is going strong with today being DAY 16 in a row of amazing content with much more to come, find it here:

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We're six days into our 2022 Advent calendar with so much more to come! Hope you're enjoying it.

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All new piece, only available here! Coming out of my long, dark depression and doing my best work in years.

Won't you let me know if you think so, too?

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Y'all remember when wasps were the biggest issue you faced? Good times.

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Me tapping away on my dumb novel after my lamp broke illuminated only by the screens like some dumb classical painting of a scribe hunched over candlelight.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Has anyone benefited more from Ezra Miller and Armie Hammer than Chris Pratt?

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Old, haggard man holding up a cardboard sign that reads "The End is Near!" and young couple walking by with bags under their eyes asks, "You promise?"

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Remember when "betting the farm" was a cautionary tale instead of an encouragement because fuck me that land ain't worth shit in a few years anyway?

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

First they ask women to stock up on hot sauce, now Plan B. Where does it end!?

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Only now realizing that the craziest part of Goldilocks is how a fucking bear's house was indistinguishable from a human's to the child. What did her house smell like...?

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

You see a blue collar man in a Superman T-shirt that dude needs some praise, give it to him.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

I just overheard two homeless people talk about how to hack a shopping cart so they can take use it as a trolley then laugh about the cost of gas.

Cyberpunk as fuck.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Blizzard 2024:

STARCRAFT THREE!!!

It's Starcraft Free but if you want to win it's Starcraft Fee!

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

If Stranger Things still takes place in the 80s, where are all the band Tees and bumper stickers?

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

How petty am I these days?

A woman gave me the side eye for putting on my masks before the store, so I stood in front of the entrance and pretending to hack up a lung.

She went back to her car.

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Oh! Oh! I've got it!

Summer of Loathe.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Like, is Christina Hendricks a threat to mankind?

Only Jordan's pee-pee can tell us.

[TheGreyKnight @RealGreyKnight]

Sure, we could all mock Petersen for saying that a thicc ass model is communism, but I'd rather use him for science.

Show him a survey of curvy women and see which ones are a threat to social order and which are just hot.