@littlewisehen@kerstindieblaue@Pit_aussm_Pott Nein pass mal auf, und fühle dich bitte nicht angegriffen weil das kein Angriff ist.
Warum antwortest du nicht auf die Frage WIE LANGE wurde der Stoff getestet?
Ich halte dich nicht für dumm aber jetzt grade für sehr naiv. 🤷♂️😅
Stehe heute Morgen beim Bäcker. Bestelle ein normales Croissant 🥐 und einen Kaffee im Pappbecher.
Neben mir dreht sich eine Frau (Typ: Lastenrad-Ultra, Jutebeutel mit der Aufschrift „There is no Planet B“ 🌻) sichtlich schockiert zu mir um.
Sie guckt erst auf meinen Becher, dann auf mein Croissant und sagt in diesem maximal herablassenden, pseudo-besorgten Tonfall: „Du weißt aber schon, dass der Becher 500 Jahre zum Abbauen braucht? Und im Croissant ist Butter von gequälten Kühen.“
Die Verkäuferin guckt mich nur mitleidig an. Ich habe einfach stumm mein Croissant genommen und abgebissen, während ich sie fixiert habe.
Ich wollte doch einfach nur frühstücken, warum ist dieses Land so anstrengend geworden? 🫠
The stages of learning German. 🇩🇪
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟭
"This language is actually logical. I love it."
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟮
"Okay der/die/das is annoying but I'll manage."
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟯
"THE ARTICLE CHANGES DEPENDING ON THE CASE???"
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟰
Hears a native speaker at normal speed.
"That cannot be the same language."
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟱
Opens Duolingo streak just to feel something.
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟲
Understands a full sentence without translating.
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟳
A German corrects your article in public.
You say danke and genuinely mean it.
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟴
You start explaining German grammar to others.
You are now the problem. 😄
Stage 9 exists but most people quit early .
Which stage are you right now? 👇🏽
𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝘆 🇩🇪
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You, think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."............
🤣🤣🤣
A mother frantically tells a doctor, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gave Darla a good examination, then turned to the mother and said, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother said, "Pregnant? She's never been left alone with a man.! Have you, Darla?"
Darla replied, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and stared out of it.
About 5 minutes passed and the mother said, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replied, "No, not really, it's just the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill."
@elonmusk c'mon bro...
U really should Kick some asses dont ya think? But, in fact, I can't tell support about it. Y?
How? Cant reach out to them.
I think the problem sits INSIDE ur own Corp.... otherwise ur algos would work, or u don't have some.
@ryichando Aaaaaaand insta download...
😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍
HOLY F***ING MOLY !
Awesome work !!!!
@JanvandenHemel saw that ?
Think it's time for a new short vid 4 cloth don't ya think so ? 😉🤷♂️
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean...
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick.
Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was the captain's parrot, after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.
This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the ship?"