mike reilly

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@alamodrafthouse @AlamoNYC In addition to absolutely no one answering the phone, all voicemails are full, and the email provided for refunds doesn't exist.

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Look, it needs to be said:
Doogie Howser M.D. went downhill after he broke up with Wanda Plenn.

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Anger is not the answer, everyone knows this. Anger is the issue, when are you planning on addressing this as the President of the United States?

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@realDonaldTrump Sure is, but at least good news about Roger Stone!

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@tennilleu Fucking amazing!! (full story to follow)

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@tennilleu Like where I've always wanted to learn to make chicken broth so started to do it with a turkey carcass, then fell asleep only to wake up to the smell of something so savory I climbed out of bed to walk to the kitchen and wondered what was going on... I'm with you #inception

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@realDonaldTrump You are an absolute disgrace.

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@Wavvey_Bril @RAC @YouTube This is hysterical, thanks!

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@gabewake Silly Gabe, you know I don't drink coffee. Fireball straight!

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@pipgeng Happy birthday!!

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Going back to school to get my master's in Perriodantics; the burgeoning field of events in a 4 year period in relation to Katy Perry songs

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@Reiillly no

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@ratbeach17 do I have to interrupt any one (it's actually 'anyone'?)...go ahead....

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Everything on the Taco Bell menu is "melted to perfection"

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Is having stupid facial hair a prerequisite for working at Best Buy?

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Remember that guy from high school that really liked Pantera? Bumped into him on the street, guess what...dude still really loves Pantera...

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Axl Rose?? Oh, is that the guy who played Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler?

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Wow, Tropicana's Lift n' Peel is a huge step forward in orange juice opening technology.