Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD

Does this Ph.D make me look stupid?

Twitter sucks. Escape while you still have a chance!

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@SaraGonzalesTX "Austin deserved to be stabbed for telling a black person they can't sit here"
and also
"A black person doesn't deserve to be shot for pointing a gun at someone's kid"

Make it make sense.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@TheLaurenChen @McJuggerNuggets "90% of people are in favor of eugenics, but no one ever talks about it..." There might be a reason for that.

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@apparentlyjesus @fw_naetoblaq This!!

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@PatrickHeizer This is something that only people who have been able to have their own biological children say.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@TheLaurenChen America has some amazing landscapes. The Europeans should be posting pictures of their architecture.

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@SpaceCadet7777 @TheBestqueenx Oh, I know in scuba diving rescue training we do things like this at certain points in the training, specifically to make it realistic.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@lukeappleton Say what they want, but my sister was a nanny for many years so you bet I'm going to be calling her when I have a kid.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@VitalRenaiss Because in July and August its 3,000 degrees outside.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@KeeperofReal16 @BasedMikeLee This

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@dom_lucre Because Islam wants to kill us. Also it is a cult.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question:

“You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.”

Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society.

Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state.

You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy.

I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are.

Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few.

Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God.

I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works.

You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+.

It’s about policy, not personality.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@CharisHamilton8 @Quintus74689745 @A_Colker As someone who stayed at home, I want the GOP to win, but I was ambivilent between Cornyn and Paxton. Most people probably are.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@Quintus74689745 @A_Colker This was a primary runoff, not the primary.

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@Fibby1123 @PhdDfs I mean, if a grad student rather than the professor is proctoring them you can try... but I did kick her out.

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@Amysgotchacovrd @allegiantfaith I've had that experience too at a blind left turn.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@SouthernKeeks My husband and I are both Dr's. I kept my name professionally because it is more unique and in my profession name recognition matters.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@briankeepsworth Also because people aren't trying to convince us adultery is just a lifestyle choice and we should accept it to be loving. Yes, Christians sometimes commit adultery, but no one pretends it's not a sin.

[Dr. Smarty-McSmartface Oliver, PhD @RememberedWord]

@RepJackKimble This has to be a parody account

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@bookslattes And the I remember that everyone loves GOT and I hated it, so whatever.