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nevermind

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@matchacowvt AI is better anyways

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I got ghosted by a sex bot

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So, what if I am a lizard?!

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I keep Alexa off but every time I reactivate her it's like summoning a demon

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Not sure which oomf is watching tons of childbirth videos

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Give me vodka or give me death

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One person to make me sandwiches till death do us part

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I don't care that your child drowned in the public pool

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How my dad looks at me

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The bells are getting unbearable

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I think he's good for at least five more tik tok videos before we put him to sleep

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Having a beautiful wedding then getting divorced 10 years later

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I love seeing people comment on an unhinged post like, "How are Americans allowed to write this?"

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I'm afraid you have unexpected baby syndrome. There is only one cure.

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I was SA'd at 9 years old

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I don't tolerate respect under any circumstance

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9 out of 10 dentists think I'm gay

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Where can I go to not support my favorite directors who I'm a little envious of?

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@liamviadeluna Sleeping in flowers is trending

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Been sleeping in a tiny yellow flower