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Tweets may be fictitious for comic effect & shouldn't be taken seriously.

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Protip:
1. Be nice to each other.
2. Allow others to hold different opinions to you.
3. Forgive those who don't/ can't follow rules 1. and 2.

[Steve's Law 🇬🇧 @MaximusChud]

Found multiple views of the same event.

They were trying to kill him. Watch how many times they strike him in the head.

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@benhabib6 @_AdvanceUK You think you are far more important than you really are. No one cares. Most people stopped listening after your hysterical melt down over Restore. Now please stop appearing in my timeline and go away.

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@timdavies_uk @DrChrisParry @HantsPolice 5 stab wounds might have given it away you absolute retard.

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@Joebenno @FBAwayDays Followed in second place by...

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Trolling next level.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

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Remember @Arsenal, London will always be Blue!

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

It’s not the quantity of trophies that decide what colour London is, it’s the quality of trophies!!!! This is why London is blue and will always be blue 💙

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@80s_Kidz Totally forgot about that drink.

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@Donna14634857 @TheMekon_Venus I'd says Colts Foot rock tastes more like sweet aniseed than licorice, but I love the latter too so I'm probably not a good yardstick for you.

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@Chris_Yorkshah @LeeHurstComic @Sargon_of_Akkad He's too retarded to be able to square that circle.

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@JWinslow4Harlow Beta.

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@Donna14634857 @TheMekon_Venus Yes you can. It's lovely, you should definitely try some.

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@Luca_Johnson96 @lotuseaters_com You've been a fabulous addition to the team and your humour has helped me get over the lack of Goblin news since @JoshFerme left (even though he keeps forgetting he's left!)

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@MarkHeath45 Personally I would have said Yes, but I do also accept others points about having no career politicians. I'm not sure how realistic that is for rebuilding the country and for quickly tearing down institutions.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Music is a dead giveaway. Took me about a second.

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@Donna14634857 @TheMekon_Venus Yeah they are yummy. A bit like coltsfoot rock... but for coughs.

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@WorldByWolf @RupertLowe10 What level of retarded are you Wolf?

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Last few weeks I decided to rewatch the original Matrix trilogy and can confirm: The Matrix - still excellent, with some minor flaws. Reloaded - some good moments, but mostly poor. Revolutions - almost entirely awful. Basically the sequels appear to have got even worse over time.

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@HistoryBro1 Still more friendly than our Orcs.

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I just backed the fabulous Zapped to the Past - The Book of the Podcast on @Kickstarter https://t.co/j0TPmgor7p

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@pretty_sarlin A pig.