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#QuarantineAndChill

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I’m convinced; Shark Week should change their name to Orca Week.

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@j0ker937 Now they look like Lugz

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Who wants a draft hat? 👀

Repost for the chance to win!

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Estadio Banorte is no Estadio Azteca.

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@King_Williams3D Stuck through it for hours and for it to end like that is whack.

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@ByAnthonyMiller Dumbest rule ever.

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@Walmart Went to a local Walmart. Haven’t been there in like a year. A local cop was pretending to buy stuff the whole time. Stayed behind us most of the time looking over his shoulder at us. WTF was that about? Ruined our whole shopping experience.

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@gofishh77 Crazy how much people travel with these days. I learned the hard way, I travel often. Get a small luggage with wheels you can carry-on and move on. You on vacation. You ain’t moving.

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@MambaArchives MJ, Kobe, LeBron 123

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@Nocapmedia Car was hanging on to that last ounce of gas it had left in the tank.

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@BrianRoemmele I used to do the cutting for soffit and gutters on new houses. Almost every house in the new communities were identical. After 10 houses or so, I already knew what cuts were next. It’s like building the same Lego set 10-20 times in a row.

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@Vonnie_Ivy Nice guys finish last. She’ll probably date a felon, end up a single mother.

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@DoctorLemma I was a supervisor at various companies since this launched. Played it over our PA systems every Friday. Only like 5% got the joke. I’ll do it again when I get a new job.

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@agaverolife @MLFootball They get prospects into baseball academies at very young ages where all they do is really train on baseball rather than academics hoping they’ll get into the majors, sign a contract and are obligated to kickback some of that money to their academies under contracts.

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@RGIII Ball, but can’t blame the ump. That pitch was sick. Looked good until the last millisecond, when it dropped. Ump can’t see it since the catcher is in his sight of view.

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@BrockRiddickIFB They use nuclear batteries. Same power we use to power our giant aircraft carriers. A simple thrust of the engine can send it 100’s of thousands of miles through space. Also it powers itself using other forms. Radiation, plutonium, etc.

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@_joshpray I was born in the 80s and even I know this deserves an asterisk. Up 20+ and you intentionally foul to get your boy more shots. It’s a team sport. It’s about winning as a team, not stat padding so one guy shines because your team sucks this year.

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@Jacobtheclipper @BrickCenter_ Records were meant to be broken. Give this man his flowers.

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@Dodge5_9rt @TemooTitan Then they have to deal with estate taxes. Not worth it. Take the lump. Work with it responsibly and you and generations behind you are secured,