LES 2 MINISTRES les PLUS CHANCEUX du RÉGIME BIYA: Chacun est à la TÊTE de 2 MINISTÈRES
1) MOUNOUNA FOTSOU, Ministre de la jeunesse, Ministre de l'Emploi
2) MBAÏROBÉ Gabriel, Ministre de l'agriculture, Ministre du Tourisme.
Conclusion: Les autres camerounais sont des IDIOTS
Paul Biya has been declared dead more times than most leaders are declared anything, and each time he has come back to bury the obituary.
It started in 2004. Rumours of his death tore through Cameroon, and in some quarters people celebrated rather than mourned. Then he landed at Nsimalen, alive, and told the crowd that those interested in his funeral could have a rendezvous in twenty years. That appointment, by grim coincidence, fell due in 2024, the very year his biggest death scare arrived.
In 2020 he vanished from public view long enough for Maurice Kamto to call supporters onto the streets, with the government letting the doubt run rather than reassuring anyone. In 2024 he left for the China-Africa forum in Beijing and simply did not come home for close to fifty days. A US-based separatist channel announced his death, the government issued denials nobody believed, and the Interior Minister went as far as banning the media from even discussing the president's health. When Biya finally returned in October 2024, thousands lined the road, but he said nothing and offered only a wave from behind tinted glass.
Now the cycle is turning again. Biya left Yaoundé for Geneva on 7 June 2026 after falling ill at the 20 May National Day reception. Jeune Afrique reported he was being treated at a private clinic; the government, through René Emmanuel Sadi, called the report malicious and unfounded and insisted he is in Geneva, not hospitalised, and will return soon.
The deeper problem is that presidential health is treated as a state secret in Cameroon. A publisher was once jailed simply for suggesting Biya had heart trouble. So when he disappears, rumour fills the silence, and the truth arrives wrapped in a motorcade. The hard irony is this: a man who has played dead this often has taught his people not to believe it when the day is finally real.
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