Cash Caulkins

One half of the Johnny and Cash Unintended Duo. One fourth of the Ring of Peanuts. One seventyfourth less original than Johnny...

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blaring through the goddamned walls.

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Lucy and Johnny have convinced dear Mother that they must study for a test all night together. I'm sure that's why The White Stripes are

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@JohnnyRockout ...Why do you think I know anything like this?

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@LucyLikesLinus You don't care about any teams! This shouldn't matter to you!

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I feel stupid when the girls read so much and Linus and I don't. What's wrong with us? Guys can't be badass smart too?

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@LucyLikesLinus Oh, little sister. Think you're so badass.

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@LucyLikesLinus You're so weird, little sister. I kind of love you for it.

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I keep dreaming about cars. Sexy cars. I will never get to drive.

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@LucyLikesLinus Oh little sister. That's just because of who you are. It's okay. We love you for it.

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Johnny without her Froot Loops? Shit, I'm glad I'm not at that house right now.

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@JohnnyRockout Ugh. Your weirdly accurate descriptions are leading me to feel like a whore.

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@JohnnyRockout That's an image.

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@JohnnyRockout Whatever. I could say the same about you and those Jimmy freaking Choo boots in your twitpic.

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@JohnnyRockout Who asked you?

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How many lawns do I have to mow this summer to be able to look like the dude in my Twitter picture?

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@JohnnyRockout Um aren't you supposed to consult half the JACUD before you tell @LucyLikesLinus things like that?

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@JohnnyKnockout Well, TSwift looked hotter in her dress than he does in his suit. So. She wins.

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The past seven minutes of my life have taught me something: I need new friends.

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@JohnnyRockout No, creeper, I'm jealous of people who aren't surrounded by your kind of crazy.

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@JohnnyRockout YOU ARE SO WEIRD. Jezebel? For reals?