Richie Hawtin

I am less than a foot tall. I love my squeeky toys coz they sound like minimal techno beats. My favourite food is...whatever I find on the floor. I HATE MR PIG!

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@richiehawtin 13 years since I beat you to Twitter lol

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Bleeding Gum Murphey! #c4simpsonsday

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That bastard down the road really pisses me off

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@rhawtin must really hate my dog

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i'm off to deliver some flyers today - and possibley get a new best friend

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ilove my dog choc advent calendar not as much as what I find in the garden though

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Reading http://www.collateralmurder.com/en/stills.html

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check this out my flaring uncle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZR6JrgmGRU

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yes stuff to rip up and meat to steal

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I nearly drowned at the beach yesterday!!! Kevin had to pull me to safety! Never mind...here I go again.

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Just off for a walk

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Laura's mad at me coz I bit her nipple

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I am now the proud owner of a paddling pool!

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Just tripped up and travelled down half the stair case sliding on my chest and landng in a heap at the bottom!

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i think its for the greater good that i have a pigs ear and calm down

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@sockington grrrrrrr

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needle to te back of the neck WTF why???... but i am aloud out in the back garden now... I HATE THE HOSE

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Still wondering where it is I'm going to be taken later.... :-?

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I keep being told that I've got a big day tomorrow but I'm not sure what it is...guess I'll just have to wait and see.