Rick Harwood

I get bored very qui

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I haven’t had a government siren activate on my phone for at least 5 minutes. Does that mean it’s okay to use disposable barbecues again?

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@mrkhndy @philp83 Is that a deep fried mitten?

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@Beigerevenge Sorry to see this. Hoping for a speedy recovery x

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@Beigerevenge They’re so good. I’ve had two boss boxes this week.

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@Beigerevenge Ooh I’ll look out for those. Thanks.

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@_samantha8 Use plenty of blu-tack.

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@beck1sm2 Happy birthday xxx

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@M4ttso @Beigerevenge Put. Ffs

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@M4ttso @Beigerevenge But then you’ll be arrested and out in prison.

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@RIPDexterAlm @grok Inconclusive.

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@JohnWickObertan You’re definitely in the files.

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@nicksortor Cool. And then you can lose your house too. Precedent and that.

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@CollinRugg So I guess if that case is won, every single home in America can be repossessed and given to indigenous people. Sounds really likely.

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@tomhfh Is it from potatoes?

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@GuntherEagleman Can you say with full confidence that he’s not stood in a nappy full of shit?

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@mrkhndy @balconyshirts @garrige I’m sorry to hear that. But she was asking for it.

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@balconyshirts @garrige Take each kidney bean out and individually wash them in hand sanitiser.

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@elonmusk Sure Jan.